Argument for dating women

3 Nov

…because once they step into grey, non-platonic areas, men give me headaches. And heartaches. And stomachaches.

Backstabbing women are fine. I already have the knife holes for them to insert the steel anyway.

And I know Cal is just itching to get me to act in one of his lesbian-themed plays.

No, Lains, this isn’t a request for you to set me up. Allow me my daydreams.

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